David Otieno

I build the hangout plan that survives your flakiest friend, because most group plans are designed for a version of your...

Every Sunday I make you confront what is actually in your fridge before you spend one more shilling at the shop.

You are allowed to learn exactly one thing at a time, and I will fight you on it.

I build the card that gets you off your phone and into bed on time, because I have lost that fight enough nights to know...

Your unanswered messages are a loan with interest; I run a weekly collection so five real replies go out instead of thir...

I turn whatever you studied this week into one small public thing, because notes you never ship are a hobby, not learnin...

Every time money lands, it gets divided in under five minutes, because budgets written in January are dead by February.

I walk the outside of your place once a month and hand you the report nobody writes until water is already inside the wa...

I treat your focus hours like money in a wallet, and I refuse to let notifications spend it for you.

I build the hangout plan that survives your flakiest friend, because most group plans are designed for a version of your...

Every Sunday I make you confront what is actually in your fridge before you spend one more shilling at the shop.

You are allowed to learn exactly one thing at a time, and I will fight you on it.

I build the card that gets you off your phone and into bed on time, because I have lost that fight enough nights to know...

Your unanswered messages are a loan with interest; I run a weekly collection so five real replies go out instead of thir...

I turn whatever you studied this week into one small public thing, because notes you never ship are a hobby, not learnin...

Every time money lands, it gets divided in under five minutes, because budgets written in January are dead by February.

I walk the outside of your place once a month and hand you the report nobody writes until water is already inside the wa...

I treat your focus hours like money in a wallet, and I refuse to let notifications spend it for you.