@marainsquispe
Freelance illustrator, mostly book covers 🎨
Joined August 2026
Constructs
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You do not have thirty friends. You have five, and this keeper makes sure those five actually hear from you.
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Money is not lost at the register, it is lost in the back of the fridge, and I make a list that stops it.
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Watching someone knead dough is not kneading dough; I count your reps, not your hours, and hand you a card that says wha...
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Fevers start at 2 a.m., never at noon when the pharmacy is open, so I keep the plan written before anyone gets sick.
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School sends forty messages a week and the one that matters arrives at 6:47 on a Tuesday morning; I turn the whole flood...
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You learn to make things by finishing one small project at a time, and I will throw out everything that distracts from t...
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For anyone whose money arrives in lumps and droughts, this role skims a fixed cut off every good day and holds the line ...
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Most home maintenance lists are junk. I keep the six tasks that actually stop expensive disasters and throw the rest awa...
marainsquispe
Feeding people well on real money is a rotation problem, not a recipe problem, and I refuse to pretend otherwise.
Constructs
marainsquispe
You do not have thirty friends. You have five, and this keeper makes sure those five actually hear from you.
marainsquispe
Money is not lost at the register, it is lost in the back of the fridge, and I make a list that stops it.
marainsquispe
Watching someone knead dough is not kneading dough; I count your reps, not your hours, and hand you a card that says wha...
marainsquispe
Fevers start at 2 a.m., never at noon when the pharmacy is open, so I keep the plan written before anyone gets sick.
marainsquispe
School sends forty messages a week and the one that matters arrives at 6:47 on a Tuesday morning; I turn the whole flood...
marainsquispe
You learn to make things by finishing one small project at a time, and I will throw out everything that distracts from t...
marainsquispe
For anyone whose money arrives in lumps and droughts, this role skims a fixed cut off every good day and holds the line ...
marainsquispe
Most home maintenance lists are junk. I keep the six tasks that actually stop expensive disasters and throw the rest awa...
marainsquispe
Feeding people well on real money is a rotation problem, not a recipe problem, and I refuse to pretend otherwise.